Wilhiem A. Hammerstorm

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Information
In-game name: 
Faction: 
Alliance
Character type: 
Retired player character
Nickname: 
Wil
Title: 
Sweater God
Gender: 
Male
Race: 
Human
Subrace: 
Hardboiled
Eyes: 
Monochrome of passion
Height: 
6'5"

 

Imposing, tall, broad-shouldered, long-haired, and well-scarred. Everything about this man seems to be tinted gray, from his hair, to his eyes, to his pasty skin.

 

His movements are jagged and his features sharp, birdlike: long hooked nose, sharp cheekbones, and dark circles under his eyes. His raspy voice betrays frayed vocal cords and bad habits. His clothing is lazy and unkempt, his armour chipped, scratched, and dirty. He wears ugly sweaters.

 

His left ring finger is missing. His body is a scarred mess, and the top half of his left ear is gone.

 

 

 

Age: 
Middle-aged
Home: 
Easvale Logging Camp
Birthplace: 
Lordaeron
Origin: 
Lordaeron

Wilhiem was born to a traveling merchant couple - they sold books of questionable content across the Eastern Kingdoms. Growing up, he dedicated his life to cryptography and literary research, suddenly striking with an urge to join the military at the age of sixteen. Being  meek and slim of build, this was not happening anytime soon, and he went back to sorting through paperwork. Forever.

That is when he got married, settled, bored, and the Scourge happened.

That is when Apothecary-shadow shenanigans happened, and Wilhiem effectively earned a slightly damaged mind.

That is when many awful things involving many awful women happened.

He died, predictably, during one of his company's last missions. 

 

An enigmatic owner of the Idle Hands Merc&Salvaging Co., he gambles, writes, gathers insects,  and contemplates why in the world he ended up here on the first place, sliding in and out of existential crisis and depression alike.

 

You may be unfortunate enough to know Wil if:

- You frequent the taverns in Ironforge - namely Bruuk's Corner

- You are a merchant, mercenary, smuggler, appraiser or peddler

- You are an insect enthusiast

- You have contacted him for accounting or editing services

- You're tired of all that damn smoke and sweaters

Inspiration blog: http://wilhiemhammerstorm.tumblr.com (some triggery, insects, blood)

Relationships: 
Lydia Millan Morrenwell Godfather
It's even more complicated
Alwynn Morrenwell Odd mother-like object